If you live with other people, alone time is a precious commodity that doesn’t come along too often. So, when you finally have the time to pour yourself a glass of wine, take a bath, and chase that ultimate orgasmic high, you don’t want to alert the whole house with something that sounds like a full-fledged power tool. Because nothing kills a vibe (no pun intended) faster than rushing to muffle a vibrator with your blankets while praying that everyone in close proximity has suddenly lost their ability to hear. Your self-pleasuring time should be, well . . . pleasurable, and the least pleasurable thing in the world is feeling self-conscious about being heard.
